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Humor and Funny Stories
The terrible two
by Mac Barnett

Disgusted when he has to move from the oceanside community where he was infamous for his tricks to a sleepy, cow-filled town that already has a notable prankster, Miles plots mischief that culminates in a daring partnership. Co-written by the author of the Caldecott Honor-winning Extra Yarn. 500,000 first printing.
Once upon a Tim
by Stuart Gibbs

With no knightly experience but plenty of pluck and an impressive vocabulary, a twelve-year-old peasant, hoping to improve his station in life, volunteers to help a cowardly prince and his not very powerful wizard rescue a princess from an evil, foul-smelling monster
Join the club, Maggie Diaz
by Nina Moreno

Maggie Diaz of Miami is excited to start seventh-grade with her best friends, Zoey and Julian, and finally getting a cellphone of her own; but after school her friends are wrapped up in their various clubs, her mother is attending college, and her older sister Caro has her sports and tutoring, so Maggie decides that she will find a club to join as well--but trying out ALL the different clubs while still juggling school work is exhausting and confusing--and soon it seems like everybody is mad at her, and the cellphone of her dreams is getting further and further away
The Bad Guys
by Aaron Blabey

A group of animal companions who look bad but perform good deeds overcome their inborn natures to work together for the sake of rescuing hundreds of dogs from a maximum-security dog pound. By the award-winning author of The Ghost of Miss Annabel Spoon. Original. Simultaneous eBook.
Bad Kitty drawn to trouble
by Nick Bruel

A latest entry in the best-selling series finds the intrepid Kitty tackling zombies, talking turnips and a puppy before confronting her most formidable adversary in a pencil-wielding artist who shows her how feline manipulation can backfire, in a whimsical story that also reveals how a book can be created.
Spunky tells all
by Ann Cameron

A continuation of the popular series is presented from the viewpoint of Spunky the dog, who endures a series of miscommunications that culminate in the dreaded adoption of a snobby cat that requires Spunky's help when she gets into perpetual trouble. By the author of the National Book Award finalist, The Secret Life of Amanda K. Woods.
Spill the beans
by Sarah Mlynowski

When Abby and Jonah take a trip through the magic mirror into Jonah's favorite story, "Jack and the Beanstalk," things soon start to go wrong and they have to try and set the tale right
Honest June
by Tina Wells

A people-pleaser who tells harmless little lies to make everyone happy, June must be honest about how she feels when things spiral out of control after a secret fairy godmother“blesses” her with the ability to ONLY tell the truth. Simultaneous eBook. Illustrations.
The Chicken Squad
by Doreen Cronin

They're darling. They're daring. They know their shapes! They're chicks on a mission, and on this, their first (mis)adventure, the Chicken Squad launches a galactic backyard expedition. Meet the Chicken Squad: Dirt, Sugar, Poppy, and Sweetie. These chicks are not your typical barnyard puffs of fluff, and they are not about to spend their days pecking chicken feed and chasing bugs. No sir, they're too busy solving mysteries and fighting crime. So when Squirrel comes barreling into the chicken coop, the chicks know they're about to get a case. But with his poor knowledge of shapes ("Big" is not a shape, Squirrel!) and utter fear of whatever it is that's out there, the panicky Squirrel is NO HELP. Good thing these chicks are professionals. But even professionals get worried. Especially once they see that round, shiny, green, BIG thing in the yard. What if it's a UFO full of aliens who want chickens as pets? It's up to the Chicken Squad to crack a case that just might be out of this world
Bink & Gollie
by Kate DiCamillo

The Newbery Medal-winning author of The Tale of Despereaux and the award-winning author of Someday present the adventures of two precocious girls who don bright socks and rollers skates for an imaginative trip to the Andes. Illustrated by the creator of the SLJ Best Book of the Year, Let's Do Nothing! 125,000 first printing.
Once upon a toad
by Heather Vogel Frederick

Forced to stay with her father across the country when her astronaut mother is sent on a long-term mission, Cat Starr endures sharing a room with her real-life evil stepsister until her great-aunt comes to her rescue, causing Cat to release toads from her mouth when she opens it and her stepsister to produce jewels when she speaks. How unfair is that?
The 13-story treehouse
by Andy Griffiths

Follows the efforts of Andy and Terry to meet a latest book deadline despite numerous distractions in their sophisticated tree house home, including flying cats, giant bananas, and sea monsters pretending to be mermaids
Guys read : funny business
by Jon Scieszka

A collection of humorous stories featuring a teenaged mummy, a homicidal turkey, and the world's largest pool of chocolate milk
Dory Fantasmagory
by Abby Hanlon

Dory, the youngest in her family, is a girl with a very active imagination, and she spends the summer playing with her imaginary friend, pretending to be a dog, battling monsters, and generally driving her family nuts
It's the end of the world and I'm in my bathing suit
by Justin A. Reynolds

When the electricity goes out, twelve-year-old Eddie and his friends set out to investigate what is going on when they make the startling discovery that they are the only ones left in their neighborhood--and perhaps the only people left anywhere
Just Grace walks the dog
by Charise Mericle Harper

Eight-year-old Just Grace and her best friend Mimi embark on a campaign to convince Grace's parents that they are responsible and dependable enough to get a dog. Reprint.
Mr. and Mrs. Bunny-- detectives extraordinaire!
by Polly Horvath

Discovering that her parents have been kidnapped by a pair of disreputable foxes, a little girl receives help from a pair of fedora-wearing bunny rabbits and a garlic bread-loving Marmot who provides translating services. By the Newbery Honor- and National Book Award-winning author of Everything on a Waffle.
Mrs. Roopy is loopy!
by Dan Gutman

When A.J. and his class show up for school, they find the librarian, Mrs. Roopy, first dressed up as George Washington, and then as Little Miss Muffet, and she won't even admit that it's her! Simultaneous.
Which witch?
by Eva Ibbotson

Deciding that he must sire a child to carry on his tradition of Loathing Light and Blighting the Beautiful, the Great Wizard Arriman announces a competition among the witches of Todcaster, one of whom will marry him. Reprint.
Ruby Lu, brave and true
by Lenore Look

Between her protective parents, the bully down the street, and her accomplished brother, eight-year-old Ruby Lu has got a lot of issues to sort through in her young life, in an amusing chapter book from the author of Love As Strong As Ginger.
Homer Price
by Robert McCloskey

Six episodes in the life of Homer Price include one in which he and his pet skunk capture four bandits and another about a donut machine on the rampage. Reissue.
Accidental trouble magnet
by Zanib Mian

"Imaginative Omar goes through the ups and downs of starting a new school and making new friends with the help of his wonderful (and silly) Muslim family"
Timmy Failure. No. 1, Mistakes were made
by Stephan Pastis

Resolving to earn so much money that his mother will no longer stress out over the bills, 11-year-old Timmy Failure launches a detective business with a lazy polar bear partner named Total but finds their enterprise—Total Failure, Inc.—challenged by a college-bound spy and a four-foot-tall girl whom Timmy refuses to acknowledge.
Adventures of a cat-whiskered girl
by Daniel Manus Pinkwater

Possessing cat eyes and whiskers, Big Audrey embarks on a journey to the mysterious world of Poughkeepsie, New York, where she and a telepathic companion search for another cat girl while sharing a series of quirky, transcendental adventures. By the author of The Yggyssey.
A little bit super : with small powers come big problems
by Leah Henderson

"Some of today's top middle-grade fiction authors present hilarious stories about kids coping with a minor superpower while discovering their power to make a difference and celebrating their uniqueness, prompting readers to consider what their own superpower might be and how they can use it. Simultaneous eBook. Illustrations."
Sideways stories from Wayside School
by Louis Sachar

Thirty different stories describe the strange things that happen at Wayside School, an architectural accident that was built sideways, thirty stories high with one classroom on each floor
Frank Einstein and the antimatter motor
by Jon Scieszka

When a lightning storm brings his robot creations to life, science enthusiast Frank Einstein finds himself assisted by the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank as he works on an antimatter motor to defeat his arch-nemesis' evil doomsday plot. By the author of the Time Warp Trio series.

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